never thought I'd write a post like this

by NG on ה' באב ה'תשס"ו (Sunday 30 July 2006) · 4 comments

in Israel,Stupid

If a guy cares about the environment, does that make him gay?

If he cares about the environment enough to fold his toilet paper instead of scrunching it up, because folding it is more efficient and uses less resources, thereby leading to fewer trees being cut down, which is better for the environment – does that make him gay?

I NEED TO KNOW!

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1 deyoungaza ח' באב ה'תשס"ו (August 2, 2006) at 10:39:41 am

I tried to find you a copy of John Weidmann’s National Lampoon classic quizz “Are You A Homo?” It was especially written for people like you with those nagging doubts. It seems, however, to have gone lost in the trash heap of history.

But, if you want my opinion: Yes, you are definately a homo.

You should try sports therapy.

2 NG י"ב באב ה'תשס"ו (August 6, 2006) at 2:50:56 pm

Sports therapy? I don’t get it.

3 deyoungaza כ"א באב ה'תשס"ו (August 15, 2006) at 2:45:43 am

Come on, dude. Don’t play the boob. Sports therapy. You know, gender affirmation, reconnecting with your manhood and learning to relate to other men in a normal, manly, way — through sports training. Here’s a link that might be of interest: http://www.jonahweb.org/cms/e/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=13&Itemid=34

See Section 6.

Go for it, big guy.

4 Gil ז' באלול ה'תשס"ו (August 31, 2006) at 9:51:41 pm

Sure sounds gay to me dude.

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