British sissies

Everywhere I turn lately, all I see is Europeans complaining about abnormally high temperatures. It’s tricky, though, because they’re reporting all the degrees in centigrade, leaving it up to us to convert it back to fahrenheit. Actually, the temperature in Britain still hasn’t exceeded 97 degrees fahrenheit, which is certainly warm, but nothing special at all to most Americans. I definitely remember as a child plenty of summer days over 100 degrees fahrenheit. So what are they complaining about? I am very suspicious of air conditioners that somehow stop working when the temperature exceeds 95 degrees.