OMG it is so dangerous here!

by NG on כ"ד בתמוז ה'תשס"ו (Thursday 20 July 2006) · 2 comments

in Aliyah,America,Israel,Weather

In response to all those who laud me as an outstanding news source – even the outstanding news source – or who may be worried that “everyone in Israel is living in bomb shelters right now and it’s a state of emergency,” be assured that I still have no idea where to find the nearest bomb shelter, nor do I expect to see the inside of it for any purpose in the near future.

Here is what is going on my life: working almost nonstop, cooking, walking everywhere, celebrating two years of Aliyah (tomorrow – 25 Tammuz), ogling very attractive Israeli girls and hitting on them in the supermarket and on the street and restaurants and in the bank, wondering whether I’ll keep this young beard, sweating like a pig, missing Jerusalem especially at night, and wishing that my country would really go to war.

That is all.

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1 ahein כ"ז בתמוז ה'תשס"ו (July 23, 2006) at 2:28:07 pm

Shaving the beard may help with the girls. Just a thought!
Regretting the move to Tel Aviv? or just missing Jerusalem? I blogged this post earlier.

2 NG כ"ז בתמוז ה'תשס"ו (July 23, 2006) at 8:05:10 pm

Dude, chicks dig stubble, that’s totally why they invented the Three Weeks.

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