Friends don't let friends go to law school.

In honor of my friends in America, that hyper-litigious society, most of whom by now are attorneys, and each of whom I assured that the world most certainly did not need another Jew lawyer,

And in honor of myself, for deciding almost 20 years ago that a lawyer was the last thing I would ever let myself become in life (though a JD and an MBA, each quite useless itself, could come in quite handy),

Read it and weep.