ה׳ באב ה׳תשס״ו (Sunday 30 July 2006)

never thought I'd write a post like this

ה׳ באב ה׳תשס״ו (Sunday 30 July 2006)

If a guy cares about the environment, does that make him gay? If he cares about the environment enough to fold his toilet paper instead of scrunching it up, because folding it is more efficient and uses less resources, thereby leading to fewer trees being cut down, which is better for the environment – does [...]

proof that Trotsky was Jewish

ד׳ באב ה׳תשס״ו (Saturday 29 July 2006)

Here is photographic evidence that Leon Trotsky was not only Jewish, but an arse.

two years down…

כ״ה בתמוז ה׳תשס״ו (Friday 21 July 2006)

I’m not entirely sure if I blogged my First Aliyah Anniversary or if I just think I did, but in any event, all my readers will now be subjected to a review of the last year, unless they choose not to read it. My second year in Israel wasn’t an easy one, and may well [...]

OMG it is so dangerous here!

כ״ד בתמוז ה׳תשס״ו (Thursday 20 July 2006)

In response to all those who laud me as an outstanding news source – even the outstanding news source – or who may be worried that “everyone in Israel is living in bomb shelters right now and it’s a state of emergency,” be assured that I still have no idea where to find the nearest [...]

Israel at War: Day 21,246

כ״א בתמוז ה׳תשס״ו (Monday 17 July 2006)

It is true that I am the eyes and ears for a lot of people who are so daft that they haven’t moved to Israel yet (don’t worry, I’m working on them), as well as the fingers, not to mention the head shoulders kneees and toes, knees and toes. Because they rely on me for [...]

Yes This Is War!

כ׳ בתמוז ה׳תשס״ו (Sunday 16 July 2006)

Yes This Is War (but the last 58 years we were just screwing around)! Did you hear there’s a war in Israel? Holy crap, is Nathan/Nate/Natan/NG safe? Please note: I will be safe when I’m dead. Until that day, I refuse to be safe and if there are missiles and bombs falling in Tel Aviv, [...]

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