Gag me now.

Subject: [janglo] EVENT: Animal Adoption Day, Jerusalem, April 21
Date: 17 April 2006 6:37:49 AM IDT
From: Zippora P.
To: janglo@yahoogroups.com

We’re not yet back to eating bread,
But please just think a little ahead.
There’s adoption day by Emek Refaim -
Come and give an animal a new chaim!

Adoption Day
Mercaz Tarbut Amim (it’s close to the Liberty Bell Park end of Emek Refaim,
on the right hand side of the road) Emek Refaim 11:30-14:00 Friday, April 21
2006

Experienced animal caretakers are on hand to give advice on all matters and
advise the suitability of each “shidduch” between an animal and adopting
family.
For further information, please call either Eve

I hate rhyming couplets so much,
And a person who writes using them is such,
A loser because rhyming couplets accentuates her inability,
To write compelling prose and also calls into doubt her emotional stability.